The Art of Doing Business with a Sri Lankan who has no Money lol (Company or Individual) Oh the good school ways of Sri Lankan businessmen and women is something to watch. Here are is the complexity of their abilities in doing business, negotiating and eventually not having the money to buy : The scene: Multinational (MNC) Seller at an exhibition or visiting a Sri Lanka customer (SLC). Sri Lanka customer wants to buy MNC's product. MNC is top 50 products in the world. SLC - hello, we are from Sri Lanka MNC - oh Sri Lanka MNC - how is Sri Lanka doing now SLC - oh excellent we are now ok and back very strong now very good MNC - oh thats good to hear, what can I do for you? SLC - we are looking for [product described] MNC - yes we can, [goes to show the product, explains it, shows video, possibly in house demonstration] SLC - thank you thank you, you know we are the biggest in Sri Lanka and we export a lot (never mentions how big they are) Note: Sri Lanka is a bankrupt country...
The Wealth of a Nation of Pretenders What is considered as wealth in Sri Lanka ? Here, below the Criteria : - Dark Man, middle age wearing gold chain, gold rings, and a watch that is not a brand - Driving a Prado, Motero and more recently a Range Rover - Cant speak a word fo English, but can yell and speak down to everyone - Kids are fat asses and can barely control themselves in public There is also another consideration of Wealth, below the Criteria : - White skin (you will see the locals just aww with orgasmic surprise - White skin Blondes have more recognition than their dark haired/brown haired counter parts - Oh they don't need to have any cash on them, simply walk into a cafe or bar and order 1 drink to share amongst the group of them and they can stay for hours Dont believe any of this ? Have a friend of yours (who is blonde, white and pre...
MC DONALDS CLOSES IN SRI LANKA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH What a disappointing and shitty little country. All that ego and arrogance and now the largest fast food chain in the world has decided that Sri Lanka is so shitty they rather close down and head out hahahahahaha All those range rovers and no mc Donalds what s sad sad sad racists backward country. Karma is a beautiful thing.
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